The Bucketlist

follow for weird jokes and 2 am depression.

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nirvanic-shrines: “☪ॐ❂ ”
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givemeinternet: “ Banksy’s earth day piece ”
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itsseamus:

me: *comes out of room*

parents: oh! lord have mercy! she came out of her cave!

me:

image

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sherlokiaddicted:

idkpotato117:

dare-to-comply:

im-a-little-bit-lost-without-you:

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WHAT THE-

What the fuck happened here

The new Pixar film looks intense

(via washedoutgay)
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When it's passed midnight and this happens

Me: so are you coming tomorrow?
Person: don't you mean today?
Me: no you can fuck right off I'm still awake therefore it's not "today" until I go to sleep and wake up at a different time
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onadogtrekinperth:

Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Snape but it was Quirrel
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Draco but it was Ginny
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was was Sirius but it was Wormtail
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Karkaroff but it was Moody/Crouch Jr
Harry Potter and the Year everyone knew it was that B*tch Umbridge
Harry Potter and the year it actually did turn out to be Snape
Harry Potter and the Year it turned out to be Harry all along

(via pizza)
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“ ॐ ALL WE REALLY NEED IS WEED ॐ ”
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90s90s90s:

I dont remember this episode of All That

(via carbonatedmustard)
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awwsheeit:

This always fucking gets me.

(via nutellladownpour-deactivated201)
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church: follow jesus
me: does he follow back?
church:
me:
church:
me: promo 4 promo?
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(via pizza)
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overdid:

do you ever feel lonely and unwanted even if you are with your friends

(via circumcising)